And Corporations own our Languages--

Mars Co. (via Snickers) is making up words, and pasting them on packages:

NOUGATOCITY- n.
A heightened yet fleeting state of accomplishment that makes you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you usually are.

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Laughable//laughably pathetic.

(at least it didn't say 'unproductive,' because the world seems so far away from my capitalism-critiquing soapbox).